Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Confession: I thought it would be a good idea to interview my boyfriend

Once upon a time I read a few blogs that had some interesting interviews with their boyfriend/husband/significant other and I thought to myself, "That's a really great idea, I'm going to do it!" And this is how that went:


Hey Derek, can I interview you?
No.
Why not? It will be fun.
Listen to this: Woody Harrelson is weird, he has a yoga swing on his bus. What kind of man has a yoga swing?

Do you know the name of my blog?
Yes
What is it?
Geez Louise. You're not interview me are you? I'm not answering anything else.

Describe yourself in five words.
I have a big.....

I'm writing that down.
For your mom to read? Really?
You shouldn't have said it if you didn't want me to write it down.

Describe me in five words.
*silence*
........
DESCRIBE ME IN FIVE WORDS!
No. No. No. No. Is that five words?

If you could time travel, where would you go?
To this he had a very inappropriate answer and I reminded him that this would be going on the internet. So he made me show him what I had typed so far and he actually tried to physically take my computer. I told him I wouldn't share what he said for the sake of both of our dignity.

What is the one thing you can't live without?
My jon boat. You. I was kidding about the boat. No, take it off... I was kidding! Please don't put my jon boat.

What do I write about on my blog?
Dumb stuff. I don't know... girl stuff. 

If  you have a blog, what would the title of be?
"Blogs are stupid.... but if you enjoy them they are okay, I guess"
(longest blog name ever?)

And this concludes the first (and probably last) interview with Derek. Cheers!

19 comments:

Tami said...

aahhhhhahaha hilarious. if i tried to interview john it would go EXACTLY the same way! too funny.

Jay T said...

I need to know the inappropriate thing he said. Also I enjoyed this. A lot.

SarahChristineStyle said...

This is exactly what would happen if I tried to interview Bryan

Girl Brooks said...

Pretty sure Nick would've said the same thing about the jon boat. Or a tractor.

brooke lyn said...

I am afraid that if I were to interview Brad none of the content would be blog appropriate because he is so out of control

Amanda said...

MEN! I still can't believe that Sam cooperated with his interview, although he did have some inappropriate answers. Hahaha

Kels Sheron said...

Hahah I did this with my Dad but I think your boyfriend's answers are funnier lol

Life with Amberly said...

This is pretty much how an interview with Joe goes as well. It's not that difficult, just answer a few questions, right?!?! ;)

Meighan said...

So funny! Ben gave the most insane answers, but he makes me laugh so hard.

Steph G said...

I'm always amazed when people are able to have these full interviews with their significant others. Justin would much rather take my computer and write something himself... which would probably be inappropriate and he would think it was gold. This is hilarious.

Kellee the Caffeinated said...


this is almost exactly how my interview with tbone went... impossible i tell ya!

Breanna said...

Ha ha ha ha that is the best interview I have read to date. I think it was actually quite successful!

Nadine Lynn said...

Boys! It is like they try too hard to be ridiculous sometimes. Reading these interviews cracks me up!

The Rachael Way said...

Girl I love this!!

Kendra Loisel said...

This is great! So honest!

The Jessa Olson Blog said...

He is a talkative one. :) maybe he should start his own blog with all his answers. Hahaha

Zoe L said...

Lol this is hilarious!!

Destiny said...

hahaha oh my goodness this is too funny! I have a feeling an interview with D would go pretty similarly unless I gave him the look that means "DO THIS or I'll get mad!"

Brittany said...

hahaha this is great. He's a funny one.