Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Humpday Confessions



It's humpday (or cameltoe day as one of my coworkers mistakenly called it once) so that means it's time for some confessions.

Linking up with Kath.
 
Vodka and Soda

- I went to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter last week and to be honest, I was a little disappointed. More on that tomorrow.

- It really annoys me/pisses me off when people get more recognition than me for doing the exact same thing because it was "harder" or a "struggle" for them.

- Sometimes I have really weird dreams that make me feel very guilty in the morning. Not those kind of dreams guys. But still dreams where I do/feel/decide something that probably isn't the best and then I wake up feeling really guilty. It's like those dreams where your significant other cheats on you and then you wake up irrationally pissed off at them because of what they did in your dream, except kind of different. The only reason it worries me is because dreams are supposed to represent your subconscious or something like that. 

- I am addicted to online shopping. I feel like that isn't really a big surprise, nor that I am alone in the world, but I just wanted to put it out there.

- I turned in a letter of interest at work today for a new position and I'm honestly scared shitless about it. 

- I did this workout yesterday and now I hurt all over. But in a good way that makes me proud of what I can do. I didn't time myself, but I kind of wish I would have because I'm pretty sure I killed it.


- I bought bright blue workout pants (yoga pants?). There's a first time for everything, right?

- I (not so) secretly kind of enjoy when Derek stays with his parents because I get to sprawl across the bed and stay up reading as late as I want. Which usually still ends up being before 10 p.m. PS: I'm currently reading Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir), by Jenny Lawson and it is freaking hilarious. Like literally laugh out loud, I'm-glad-I'm-already-on-the-toilet-or-else-I'd-pee-in-my-pants funny. Read it now. 
 
- And last but not least, something I've never mentioned on the blog before but why not now, since it's Humpday Confessions and all that: I am obsessed really enjoy popping other people's bacne. I know it seems gross but it further instills my belief that I was meant to be a nurse, because what other kind of sane person would enjoy squeezing puss or whatever other gross stuff accumulates in the pores of other people's backs?
 

28 comments:

Caitlin said...

I'm so sad to hear that the Wizarding World of Harry Potter was disappointing. I still want to go some day, but :(

Also, I confess I can't even do 1 pull up. UGH

Jaelan @ Making Mrs. M said...

Oh man, I need to get my pull up game on point... I did start back marathon training though. Yay for activity!

Tracie Everyday said...

OMG! You saying the one about others getting recognition for the exact same thing makes me feel sooo much better! Sometimes I feel guilty because I think, girl just do your job and be done with it ALL THE TIME!

Girl Brooks said...

That workout looks intense! I'm going to read that book, it sounds like a good summer read.

Him & Me (But Mostly Me) said...

You said popping I read pooping which really made the confession much weirder than it might have already been. Sorry.

Also, the dream thing? I get that too!!!!

Kendra Loisel said...

Bacne, oh no. Someones got to do it, at least it's not me, ha! That workout looks great and blue yoga pants, yes and yes!

Kay said...

Okay, so just added that book to my reading list because after I finish rereading HP, I'll need a really good funny book! Idk about the bacne, but when people have a sunburn and start peeling, I'm always totally down to help them peel it off, hahaha.. Gross, but whatever.

Jess said...

good luck with the new position!

Marcie said...

I also love popping zits-- yours, mine, anyone's. And peeling sunburned skin. We're gross. :)

Cece said...

I agree you must have been meant to be a nurse because it's totally not something everybody has the stomach for. I don't like cleaning wounds or popping zits!! I couldn't be a nurse even if it was my lifelong dream!! I couldn't even be a phlebotomy person. BTW-I just wanted to mention I think it's awesome that you were able to move out and keep everything cool with his family and Derek. I'm sure there was a weird transition period but I just find that so often people can't handle things like adults and that's when drama happens and then things go really bad when it really doesn't have to be that way. : )

Kels @ BlonderSide said...

Yea not gonna lie, that last one is pretty gross but all confessions are welcome haha....Also I agree with the one about ppl getting recognized for the same things but they "Struggle." Maybe just jealousy on my part but whatever...

Duh! Danae said...

Online shopping has become my nemesis here lately... I just love it too much.

Jenn @ Business, Life & Design said...

I've had dreams like that! Where I've harmed someone that I care about and when I wake up all the emotion feels so real even though what actually happened in the dream is so ridiculous.

Kristen said...

cameltoe day! haha thats the best. eh, if dreams represent your subconscious, i'm nuts. i have the weirdest dreams. that workout looks hardcore, you go girl! hope you get that new position :) bummer about harry potter world, that makes me so sad. i want to go one day, but i'm keeping my expectations low so that i'm not disappointed.

brooke lyn said...

first off - totally doing that workout! secondly - reading that book right now too and it is SO FUNNY

Rebekah Lee said...

I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one that thought HP World as a little womp womp... I'm crossing my fingers that the new area will help make it better!! It's just so tiny right now..

Em said...

Oooo I'll have to add that book to my reading list! Also, I'm such an online shopping addict...there should be a support group somewhere.

Kate @ Another Clean Slate said...

The recognition thing... it doesn't bother me as much now because I'm not around a lot of recognition receiving situations, however back in school it drove me crazy!

Amber Thomas said...

I did a garage workout (where you get swoll in your parking spot you know?) the other morning and HOLY SHIT.

Also, reading before bed is my FAVORITE thing ever. And the nights where Jason wants to chat and chat and chat I get really sad because I know I'm supposed to be a good wife and bonding but I JUST WANT TO READ.

Finally, my trainer made me do this hard thing at the gym on Monday that has me still sore. I should send you a video of it just to see if you can master it because I sure as hell haven't yet.

ohshellsbells said...

you can do pull-ups??? giiiiirrrrrrllllll

Nats ~Coral Tinted Perceptions said...

Good luck with your letter of interest!!! :)

Teh Megan said...

Dude, popping zits is one of the most satisfyingly gross things I do. I can't help it.. I just gotta pop 'em! LOL

I started reading Let's Pretend, but I had to stop because I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my elliptical, which is probably what my gym neighbors were hoping would happen anyways.

Kim Wanders said...

ok i need to hear more of your thoughts about HP world bc im obsessed with it and i cant wait till the second part opens in a couple weeks!! maybe it was a case of expectations too high?

Jessica Jean-Marie said...

I right there with you on 1 & 2. Especially 2. I just had a dream like that the other night & I couldn't shake it the next day. Really sucks!

Kathy @ Vodka and Soda said...

i've had to cut myself off from online shopping. got my credit card statement and nearly cried!

thanks for linking up!

-kathy
Vodka and Soda

Erin LFF said...

I'm addicted to online BROWSING haha. I look and put stuff in my cart(s) like there's no tomorrow... and then never purchase.

Food, Booze, & Baggage said...

I hate when I have stressful dreams, and feel all stressed when I wake up...totally throws off my day! I pretty much only shop online, everything from household goods to clothes, I pretty sure our UPS man thinks I'm some crazy shopping addict (in my defense part of it is the husband as well). Good luck on the position.

Brittany said...

I hate dreams sometimes. Like the ones that are so vivid and you can remember so clearly and freak you out so bad. The worst.